No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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