He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
