Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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