Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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