Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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