she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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