people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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