I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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