My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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