at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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