i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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