Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just found puke in my bra..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
third nipple confirmed
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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