THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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