Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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