Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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