Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
