yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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