One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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