How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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