Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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