Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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