She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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