thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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