sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need a beard to bite.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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