Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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