it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
