Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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