I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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