As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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