Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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