So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so that wasnt chicken after all
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
