We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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