If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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