why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize