i just google imaged poop.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
