how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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