Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
do nipples grow back?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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