It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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