just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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