okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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