My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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