She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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