bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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