He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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