Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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