how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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