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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.