I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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