wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
