I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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