Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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