We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
