Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
